WHY THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID THAT NOT HAPPEN!?
It’s goes like this: I click Tumblr for a minute just to check what’s up and then———
BAM! The day is over!
WHENEVER THIS IS ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG
CANNOT LISTEN TO WITHOUT SINGING / LIP SYNCING ALONG
when your parents try to explain a million things to you and youve just woken up
when u find money while cleaning ur room
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested